Romanian Sex - all you need to know.

Romanian sex must be some of the quietest, constrained sex in Europe. Most of the population in Bucharest live I small, high-rise blocks with at least 2-3 generations living together.

My mother-in-law stayed at our house and so one day I wandered out the room to go to the bathroom - I was rather hot and very unclothed but as I thought she was in the front room asleep not a problem, as I would pick up a dressing gown for the return journey. Alas she was not where she had been previously, but was sitting having a cup of tea in the kitchen - the poor woman saw more than a mother-in-law should!

The cost of living in Bucharest is high and rising. The Romanian salaries are low and falling - making escaping the family home evermore tricky. As the population is still producing little Romanians - in very expensive pushchairs - sex must be happening somewhere.

Young Romanians are now starting to discover sex as the Church has less and less impact in their lives. Sex before marriage is becoming normal. Even boyfriends moving into the family home well before the big day causes no scandal. My mother at least expected some sort of ring before people could sleep together - she got her idea completely muddled later when my wife and I were kicked out of a double bed and made to sleep separately so her single friend could have a double bed. But then again her requests that we were welcome to have sex under her roof was one I hope I don't hear again.

Along with a rise in their newfound Romanian sexual prowess, comes an increase in sexually transmitted diseases, and my wife’s growing paranoia that she can catch them from toilet seats. As they get the diseases, I guess there is a lot of unprotected sex going on. Romania is not a country I would ever recommend that - apart with a life partner - as the levels of HIV and AIDs here is huge, growing and with the removal of the needle exchange scheme (The government decided it was too costly), it will only get worse.

Finding Romanian sex is not difficult, as many of the Roads into and out of the capital have ladies of the night on them. My local truck stop shuts the natural spring water supply is shut off every night to discourage their post-coital washes in the local car-park. One Romanian whore robbed both my friends after she asked a final goodnight kiss and made off with their mobile phone and wallet.

There other strange thing is how many sex shops are here. The size of some of the sex toys made my eyes water just to look at - let alone experience them. This is combined with some of the hardest core pornographic material around. My friend was waiting for her haircut and one of these magazines was left on the table. She was torn between shock and gruesome fascination about it all.

While Romanian sex is great -the women willing, you can't cross certain, clearly laid down lines. Once I had a fully clothed friend of my wife's jump on top of me, a squeeze of her slim strong thighs let me know all a man needs to know - she kissed me on the cheek and that was it, but I knew she must be dynamite in the sack. Think Irina just looked on and laughed at the funny scene. However on a staff do I got a phone call at midnight to invite me to 'see her spider' - after me she called another teacher and all he said was what goes on in Pedal, stays there. If I had taken up her obvious advancement, the family would have come down hard - you learn here that a one-night stand is never worth losing all you have built up here. No to mention the two other facts that you could never relax knowing she could find out any time - and that everyone woman doing wrong with you will dial your wife to tell what a bastard she has married - and that is before her mother gets you!

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